Christiana Kelman

Hi! This is Chris Kelman's personal website. I'll have pictures of stuff I'm doing here, and other information about me, along with links to sites I like. For example, I've got a few pictures of the open space (hyperlink) that I like to walk in. It's a great open space right by my house, and I've got a loop of about five miles that I like to walk around regularly.

I see coyotes, red foxes, grey foxes, skunks, raccoons, prairie dogs, hawks, owls, and of course lots of bunnies, snakes and other wildlife! I've lived in Colorado for most of the last 33 years. I enjoy the generally pleasant weather for outdoor activities that we have here, although I can occasionally be a "weather whiner" during late spring snow storms. Ok, but truthfully, you will NOT hear me whining if I go someplace warm with a beach in spring such as South Carolina, Florida, California, Hawaii and most recently, St. Martin.

Oh, and besides beaches and wildlife I really love flowers. Here are some pics of the tulip festival that I've visited many times over the years. At one point, I planted over 100 tulips in my backyard to try to get a similar effect. I've also included some photos of gardens and zoos that I have visited- some of my favorite things to do anywhere!

I suppose that's the point of this site - to define myself in cyberspace, and avoid the high probability that I'd be confused with a boy-band author, or marketing people, or medical data mining experts who happen to share my name. I'm me! I'm not them! I was told that it would be a good idea to have my own website so I thought I would give it a try.

Looking to contact me? You can send me an email at my email address, which is my first name, followed by the little round symbol with an "a" in the middle, followed by my dot com domain name, which is just my first and last names, with no spaces.

Please ignore the fine print at the bottom - I was aided in the creation of this site by a certain annoying person with passion for Search Engine Optimization (SEO), and, as usual, he went a little overboard.

Chris' Open Space Pictures

Chris' Flower Pictures

Chris' Animal and Zoo Pictures

Chris' St. Martin vacation pictures

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